Why Runa Is Gay

For this post, I will be proving why my friend—Runa—is gay using circumstantial evidence. Thank you to Iamnotabot in advance for reading this.

First, we have to identify the signs. Runa, Reinaislost, and Pudding. Understand that by default having multiple names does not make you gay. However, we must highlight the nickname of “Pudding.”

Pudding is a jiggly and sweet substance. People eat it as a dessert. Are desserts gay? Not by themselves. However, when you add the combination of wiggly, it starts to appear sus.

Runa and pudding are one in the same. They are both wiggly and sweet. Furthermore, she likes fairy tales. Now, everyone knows that fairies are definitely gay. Liking the tails of fairies naturally would make one gay.

Let’s go over the evidence we’ve gathered thus far. Runa is pudding. Pudding is wiggly just like fairies which are gay. Runa likes fairy tails which are wiggly appendages. GG, Runa is gay.

This post is meant to be taken with super seriousness. It is an accurate deduction based on real facts.

RepresentingEnvy (En-Chan)